30 Movies So Awful You Won’t Be Able to Look Away
By Daniel Trock July 31, 2014
30. Manos: The Hands of Fate
“I am Torgo! I watch the place while The Master is away!”
After aimlessly driving in circles for fifteen minutes (of actual runtime), a family on a road trip loses their way, ending up at the home of maybe-a-satyr, Torgo. When they stay the night, they are attacked by immortal cult leader and polygamy enthusiast, The Master. Or at least, he gets around to attacking them after a lot more nothing happens for thirty more minutes.