30 Movies So Terrible You Won’t Be Able to Look Away (With GIFs!)

22. The Master of Disguise

“Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?”
When Italian waiter Pistachio Disguisey’s (ugh…) parents are kidnapped, his grandfather comes to tell him his family’s greatest secret: they have a miraculous talent for disguises. To rescue his parents from a criminal mastermind, Pistachio must assume a myriad of identities, all of them unbelievably annoying.

Dana Carvey wouldn’t appear again in a feature film after “Master of Disguise” until he had a cameo in 2011’s “Jack and Jill,” which is kind of tragic in itself.

Carvey wrote this movie more for the sake of entertaining his kids, since most of his work on SNL wasn’t really suitable for children. It was after this movie that he decided to distance himself from showbiz for their sake.

21. The Room

“You are tearing me apart, Lisa!”
A banker named Johnny, whose parents were presumably a pirate and a gargoyle, has a perfect life with his fiance Lisa and best friend Mark. Lisa decides she’s not really into that, and starts sleeping with Mark behind Johnny’s back. A lot. Like, at least 40% of this movie’s runtime is gratuitous sex scenes. But if you have even a passing interest in bad movies, you probably already know everything there is to know about this movie. I know I do.

The film’s director, writer, producer, and star, Tommy Wiseau, is quite possibly one of the most mysterious men in pop culture today. His age, national origins, and seemingly bottomless sources of income remain murky at best.

Greg Sestero, who played Mark, wrote a book about his experiences with Wiseau titled “The Disaster Artist.” Again, you probably knew this already, because that book was adapted into a hit movie starring James Franco.