30 Movies So Terrible You Won’t Be Able to Look Away (With GIFs!)

26. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

“You dirty, filthy pig!”
A smelly beatnik visits the world’s worst carnival with his girlfriend. After drawing the ire of a fortune teller with an inferiority complex, he is mesmerized into becoming a vicious serial killer (and not a zombie). Also, this film may or may not be a musical, depending on whether you consider stripper shows musical numbers.

The film is billed as employing “Hallucinogenic Hypnovision.” That’s just a fancy name for the little hypno-wheel effect that shows when the fortune teller is hypnotizing people. Wooo.

The carnival sequences were shot at an actual amusement park in Long Beach, California called The Pike. They probably couldn’t afford to make too big a set.

25. Meet the Spartans

“Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.”
A parody of “300” with a large, greasy helping of whatever happened to be popular/meme-worthy at the time slopped on top like a backed up toilet. I forced my father to see this film with me in the theater when I was 15, and to this day I sincerely regret putting him through that.

The entirety of this film was shot in a week. It shows.

The film was not given any kind of pre-screening for critics. A sensible choice; it’s not like the critics weren’t going to say anything the regular audience didn’t.