How To Set The Mood for a Pleasant Evening

Got a hot date coming over? Is there a mutual assumption of physical relations? Well, don’t just sit around your gross hovel in your undies, get ready!

  1. Clean up! Pick up the floor, clean off your desk, do the dishes, etc. If you have time, do your laundry and put your clothes away properly, but if you’re pressed, just dump it all somewhere nobody will look. Out of sight, out of mind and so forth.
  2. Get dressed! Wear a clean, casual outfit. Don’t get too wacky or sexual (unless your partner is into that, though you still shouldn’t greet them at the door like that). Feel free to keep things relaxed; a clean shirt and nice jeans are fine, maybe something a little more formal if an outing is on the itinerary.
  3. Set the mood! Make a romantic music playlist and break out some nice champagne and clean glasses. Again, though, this is on the assumption that your partner is into that sort of thing. If you know they prefer classic rock and beer, then hey, you do you.